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[–] hungrybread@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Whatever gets Americans to demand more trains.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Those sleeper cars aren't just for sleeping you know

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Please don't make the Amtrak employees have to clean that up.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wouldn't trains kissing be a crash at an intersection or something

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's like 4 different sets of eyes on them

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

biblically accurate locomotives

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The right train has eyelashes, that means the train has a vagina.

EDIT: Trussy

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

I'm not looking for the express train if you know what I mean

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

when has there ever been 2 amtrak trains running at the same time?

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Amtrak and the national parks are the only good thing about this country. Of course, they're the ones everyone keeps calling to abolish.

Come to think of it, don't suppose Amtrak is hiring? I'd love to shitpost about high speed rail for a living.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

don't suppose Amtrak is hiring?

If they are, I wouldn't expect the job to last long under the incoming privatization regime

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Amtrak ... are the only good thing about this country

That is depressing

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago