Alisu

joined 1 year ago

My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The correct steps to live until you are 90 are: eat fried food, drink sugarcane syrup and never go to the doctor. The most important part is never ever seeing a doctor, if they don't examine you, you'll never get sick

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*Permanently Deleted* in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Football from the genocidal FIFA empire.

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Someone just watched Paradise in c/startrek@startrek.website

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does she look so... oily?

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