this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024

131 points (100.0% liked)

chapotraphouse

13603 readers

802 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago

MODERATORS

LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net

MiraculousMM@hexbear.net

Nakoichi@hexbear.net

corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net

PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net

ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net

EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net

sweet_pecan@hexbear.net

a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net

khizuo@hexbear.net

PaX@hexbear.net

131

My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!" (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 days ago by BigLenin@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

27 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Me in my 30s: "my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I'll die at 50" deeper-sadness

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The correct steps to live until you are 90 are: eat fried food, drink sugarcane syrup and never go to the doctor. The most important part is never ever seeing a doctor, if they don't examine you, you'll never get sick

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 days ago

you forgot getting blackout drunk every other day with the lads.