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It's sort of this, but also the fact that risk factors are probabilistic and there are, to put it bluntly, a very large number of people. Some might theoretically have a small mutation that makes their system more robust in some indefinable way, but mostly it's just a matter of there being so many people that some of them are going to win all the "risk of imminent death" dice rolls for a very long time.
The correct steps to live until you are 90 are: eat fried food, drink sugarcane syrup and never go to the doctor. The most important part is never ever seeing a doctor, if they don't examine you, you'll never get sick
you forgot getting blackout drunk every other day with the lads.