I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
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Hmmmmm... So does that make me a time traveler? I've always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
Are the years metric?
We've retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?
didn't even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in... but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he's so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I'm saying
it's me sink.
One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then...
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
I'd tell you what happened in 89 but I can't remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place
Oh and that other thing we're not supposed to bring up in the east
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998
)
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
Born in '78, basically immortal
I'm with you 'brother', albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.
I just turned 100 last month, it's fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I'm saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don't even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn't seem right.
Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
The cure was basic math
Time is a human invention.
Time is invented.
But the number of cesium atom oscilations are a fact, not invented.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist! Oh, what's the time?
It's quarter to nine. Time to have a bath.