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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 16 hours ago

I laughed at that more than one might expect.

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What an esoteric reference.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

What a brutal reference.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."

"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 40 points 1 day ago

Eating clocks is very time consuming.

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ironically, that's the same reason I don't trust LLMs.

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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm guessing they keep interpreting "no" as "I don't want to do this anymore" without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 22 points 1 day ago

1000010380

Yeah it seems it's supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist "okay then" kind of joke

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.

Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.

It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh damn you're not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Uh, because it's a waste of time!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

yes once, to gain its power. why?

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

No.

Well, it's about time you did!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried once.. Total waste of time.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, that would...Wait a minute!

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!

--clerks probably

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 102 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 day ago

Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 day ago

That LLM can shitpost

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Screenshot of a user saying "tell me a joke" and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow

every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I'm using and i always get a normal response :(

I'm not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

Use Old AI's, smaller models, It works heavily on random so even if you set it up with exactly what they're using, you won't see that stuff all the time.

You also have a higher chance of seeing bizarre stuff if you ask it about subject matter it's not well trained on. A lot of the hallucinations come from essentially asking it a question to which it has no good answer, It doesn't necessarily just miss the mark and come up with another likely answer, now when it generates it's noise, you get whatever unlikely concept that comes out of the random.

[–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 1 points 16 hours ago

What app is this?

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say "Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They're outstanding in their field" and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Use an outdated LLM. You'll notice the screenshot is from 3.5

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
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