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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 85 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I CANT HEAR YOU MF! IM CRANKING MY HAWG! AARRROOOOO!

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHERS AROOOO

[–] sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

CRANKING IN MY HAWG

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

AAAARROOOOOOO!

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

THAT HURT MY HAND!!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Girls boring 🙄 Boys boys quirky 🤪

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then let's post memes to that effect :)

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO CRANK THE HOG TO BROTHER, ARROOOOOOO!

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[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!

I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT'S ABOUT THAT 💯 EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AROOOOOO!! WELCOME TO THE MF'IN PACK!!!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Boys cranking their hoooog

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!

THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU MF'ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!!

AROOOOOO!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOO!!!

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

It's bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Y'all need female friends

Or jesus

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is "crankin ma hawg" a cheeky wank or not?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

WHETHER IT'S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

NO BROTHER IT'S MY HOG

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's cranking ones hog

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community

[–] 50_centavos@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

👍

BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I ask because my english doesn't include whatever these Guy says but... Is it alcohol apology?

[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I assume you mean "analogy" instead of "apology".

The "THE_PACK" community is a parody of US biker (motorcycle) culture, where many men refer to their motorcycle as their "hog".

"Hog" is also a slang term for a man's penis.

"Cranking my hog" is slang for male masturbation. I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle in the biker community, but I'm not 100% sure of that (my old man was a biker so I am loosely familiar with some of their slang).

They intentionally misspell "hog" as "hawg" for fun. So it's just a bunch of guys standing around jokingly referencing masturbation under the guise of talking about riding their motorcycles.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fortunatly not the most useful kind of english. But today I'm a bit more educated.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's EXTREMELY useful English! Now if someone mentions cranking one's hog, you don't accidentally start discussing masturbation in great detail

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

I usually do

[–] joostjakob@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For this kind of query, consult the Urban Dictionary.

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle

Specifically a hog is a Harley (or really any touring bike now), large, slow turning, and they start with H, and yeah you could call racing the engine (the vroom vroom throttle thing) cranking, though that's more of an action on older motorcycles you'd do to actually start the thing

The term from male masturbation actually comes from crank-start engines

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[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

its motorcycles or masturbation buts its vague enough to be funny in its crude absurdity.

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