this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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[–] thomcat@midwest.social 103 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please kill me with a dull spoon

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Why a spoon cousin?

Because it'll hurt more you dull twit!!!!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are! I found them hidden inside some spool of metal wire.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Damn magnets just kept slowing the rotation of the blades, so good thing you took them out!

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

How do they even work?

[–] skillissuer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely magnets, but the link is correct.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

The Democrats are using those to blow gay mists at upstanding conservatives! Wake up, sheeple!

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I found this more wholesome than shitposty

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You'll find that shitposts come in many varieties around here friend

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

But if that variety is a photo of shit on a post, please mark it NSFW. Thank you.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The ultimate shitpost is the post which is posted on a shitpost community and turns out to be entirelly wholesome after reading it (ideally getting people to read it twice or thrice to make sure), hence shitting on everybody on that community who expected it to be a shitpost.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Somehow this makes me believe less in wind power

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ene*gy, let’s keep it family friendly

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Solar and wind are hard R energies.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a windmill, not a well.

Are you stupid?

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Urgh thanks for that rabbit hole haha

Super interesting. As an aside, imagine a world where we talked about politics and science the way those three were talking about the experiment and physics behind it.

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cover yourself in air