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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I just can’t. This trope is sofa king stupid

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago

Reading the actual article , it seems that the issue is doing some... strenuous physical activity when you are not used to it can trigger heart attacks.

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.

[–] britishblaze@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Just crank your hog man biggus-piggus

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably a correlation though, not cause

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.

Better stock up on advil.

[–] Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Well yes, that makes sense and all, but it's not nearly as fun as saying mojo is directly controlled by heart health. Or that cancer causes cell phones, or that people named Killian cause air bag recalls. They're obviously wrong and ridiculous, and that's funny.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 11 months ago

@sharkfucker420

I don’t really know if it is really true, but I’m not taking any chances.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 11 months ago

Username checks out....maybe

[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

All my exes are from Side 3

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Loneliness kills, if you're lonely you're probably having zero sex.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Support your local hookers! lol

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Performance anxiety and being broke AF prevents me from supporting my local sex workers. Chance of heart attack is through the roof

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Most people dont have heart attacks, so 2.5 times that is not really much.

[–] SteveXVII@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

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