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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just can’t. This trope is sofa king stupid

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Asexuals: "Guess I'll just die then."

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Asexuals can have sex... I mean I don't, but it is an option, we just don't feel sexual attraction. Edit: so yeah, I guess I will die now. I forgot the point.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Curious. I've got some questions.

I'm attracted to women, though I like futas too. Men however gross me out when I think of them touching me. Do you feel grossed out at all by the thought of either or both genders touching or having sex with you?

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, the gross feeling being applied to everyone is a good way to describe being sex repulsed. There are levels to it though (even for non ace people) some people are okay with fantasy but not the real thing, some people are repulsed even by sexual fantasies, and some people are okay with fantasy if they aren't an actual part of that fantasy.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ironically, the article claims the opposite - having sporadic (as opposed to regular or no) sex can trigger an heart attack.

So just don't things half way.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

A good example of a time where you really need to full-ass it.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Reading the actual article , it seems that the issue is doing some... strenuous physical activity when you are not used to it can trigger heart attacks.

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.

[–] britishblaze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Just crank your hog man biggus-piggus

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably a correlation though, not cause

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.

Better stock up on advil.

[–] Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well yes, that makes sense and all, but it's not nearly as fun as saying mojo is directly controlled by heart health. Or that cancer causes cell phones, or that people named Killian cause air bag recalls. They're obviously wrong and ridiculous, and that's funny.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

@sharkfucker420

I don’t really know if it is really true, but I’m not taking any chances.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 2 weeks ago

Username checks out....maybe

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.

[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

All my exes are from Side 3

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Loneliness kills, if you're lonely you're probably having zero sex.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Support your local hookers! lol

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Performance anxiety and being broke AF prevents me from supporting my local sex workers. Chance of heart attack is through the roof

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Most people dont have heart attacks, so 2.5 times that is not really much.

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[–] SteveXVII@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago