tourist

can we pronounce it like "asshole"

October 19th got 33 hours in it, so remember to make use of that

1-4 years and that much money is still unclaimed

I'm not very familiar with how these bounty contracts work, but I am going to assume it's not happening if they haven't decided by now :(

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

Snort 50-60 grams of creatine

Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry

Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.

Do this daily and you won't have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

did they die

don't waste good water

wetten the streets with kerosene

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

1. doing a handstand

2. being good enough at archery to draw a crowd

3. performing archery with feet

Like, I'll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.

This doesn't look AI generated.

I'm in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.

Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬

During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.

We all already knew it's bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I'm not gonna fucking do that.

Anyways, someone sent the answer, "Led Zeppelin", 1ms before me.

I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.

edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn't matter if you don't think about it too much