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So it looks like they'll hire just about anyone

What's the end goal? Have 99% of the American work force under the DHS?

And then what?

If your borders are so tightly controlled, you're going to turn away enough false positives that everything else will crawl to a halt.

That's in an entirely "efficient" scenario.

You're hiring people who are desperate for money, i.e. people who are more likely to accept bribes, which just completely undermines this whole stupid system.

It just seems to me like they're trying to maximise both bureaucracy and immense cruelty. Am I missing something?

SHIT BRO LOOK OUT

A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE

THEY'RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER

The Economist has a tendency to put out articles seemingly designed to make conservatives bust nuts through their trousers at mach 4

Is Lucifer's Poison Ivy destroying the fabric of civilization as we know it?

fecal transplants

wait

does this mean "eat shit" counts as unsolicited medical advice

Thoughts on Gentoo over something like Fedora? (Or whatever you're using)

you make a good point

where do I sign

I have a really bad credit score

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995

idk I'm not sure

tbf I took a quick glance through some other years and they all had major tragedies

Also, doesn't this shit just waste like a fuckton of taxpayer money?

Yeah I assume OP intended to imply that you have some kind of significant influence on the actions taken by the aliens.

A regular alien won't be able to do jackshit about it

You'd have to organise, protest, vote, zlorp, boycott ⟟⋏⊬⏃⏁ etc.

and you probably won't have much time

At least you'll know reincarnation is real

After they nuke earth you could go to a few alien maternity wards and interrogate every alien baby on the off chance one of them is someone from earth you know

or just do whatever their version of gooning is

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Unfortunately

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these had not yet been infected

RFK's health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now

Or in a more immature reading, cialis