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[–] teft@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The chest smiles at you.

Yes it could be a mimic but it could also be a chest full of diamonds.

Thoughts from my 8 int thief.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How much do we know about mimic anatomy? Are we sure the two are mutually exclusive?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

They aren't mutually exclusive. Mimics swallow a lot of things whole.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Perhaps even a mimic full of diamonds

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 14 points 11 months ago

My players have entered the Feywild recently under charges by an Archfey and I've had plenty of signs. Kinda sad they actually read them and are being cautious.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone know where the image is from? Very evocative.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

Nice, thanks!

[–] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Ah the good old "don't go there, it's dangerout* finishing in TPK

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't know what's more concerning about this, the bird eating a guy or that the guy is just hanging there limp like he's letting it happen, you'd think someone being picked up to be eaten whole would be flailing about a bit more

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He was pecked to death first.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The fact there's no blood has me picturing the bird just clubbing him with the broad side of the beak

"Ooh! Dinner!" WHAM!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Repeated blunt force trauma, but carefully, to pulverize the bones for easier digestion.

You don't wanna break the casing, then all the good stuff comes out.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I mean that depends more on the meal really, some of the best ways to use sausage specifically call for breaking the casing, like sausage patties in a breakfast sandwich, or making ground chorizo to put on a nacho platter

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Snapped his neck.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 11 months ago

"Whelp, that's it for me."

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago

Imagine showing this exact environment with that sign (nothing else) to your players. What shenanigans would unfold?