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Sums it up pretty good (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)

submitted 10 months ago by EmpeRohr@sharkey.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't know what's more concerning about this, the bird eating a guy or that the guy is just hanging there limp like he's letting it happen, you'd think someone being picked up to be eaten whole would be flailing about a bit more

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He was pecked to death first.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The fact there's no blood has me picturing the bird just clubbing him with the broad side of the beak

"Ooh! Dinner!" WHAM!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Repeated blunt force trauma, but carefully, to pulverize the bones for easier digestion.

You don't wanna break the casing, then all the good stuff comes out.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I mean that depends more on the meal really, some of the best ways to use sausage specifically call for breaking the casing, like sausage patties in a breakfast sandwich, or making ground chorizo to put on a nacho platter

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Snapped his neck.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 10 months ago

"Whelp, that's it for me."