Sums it up pretty good
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He was pecked to death first.
The fact there's no blood has me picturing the bird just clubbing him with the broad side of the beak
"Ooh! Dinner!" WHAM!
Repeated blunt force trauma, but carefully, to pulverize the bones for easier digestion.
You don't wanna break the casing, then all the good stuff comes out.
I mean that depends more on the meal really, some of the best ways to use sausage specifically call for breaking the casing, like sausage patties in a breakfast sandwich, or making ground chorizo to put on a nacho platter