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Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you're about to bring.

I was going to say yes and make a joke about song choice, but then realized that if this were actually happening then I'd probably be too distraught and focused on getting to her to queue up a sound track so was going to say no, but then I realized in my distraught state focing on getting to my kidnapped wife I probably wouldn't bother to turn off the radio which is always on by default in my car... so basically, yes, I'd be listening to the local radio station at a moderate volume.

Yes, the doom soundtrack is on blast and I'm prepping my line that I will mess up and get me killed.

Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

Nah I chat with the other people in the car.

Listen I’m down to risk my life to save my wife, but I’m getting a gang together to do it. Going alone is suicide

Making my way downtown 🎶

I need a hero

Drive soundtrack intensifies

Music. Need to perform at my best, after all.

when did i get a wife and why is she only 30 minutes away from me, and why do i know this?

Hell i should be asking where i am now.

Help is on the waaaaay

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NNWaHH9W-HA&si=xT6PiBVkgYe54yKQ

I'd probably have an audiobook going. Then when I got there, I would probably have to sit in the car for a few minutes to get to a good stopping point. I'm sure the kidnappers would understand.

Nope, conzentration at such stressful situations is important. Also, your adrenaline spikes up making you not even want to have music.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!

Neither. I'd call the police, they have the experts. We have reliable police here.

Excuse you, I'm driving a rescue mission with my windows UP.

And the AC is BLASTING.

AC is BLASTING

Blast the DC too

I would be playing Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler on repeat driving 90 mph with the windows down

• Me arriving at the abandoned warehouse
• Windows rolled down, Lady Gaga's Just Dance echoing through the empty buildings
• Pull the breaks, lower the volume, sunglasses on
• "It's Britney b1tch"
• Storm inside

Knight rider theme and I'm going criminal charge fast

Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo soundtrack

I'd stop for trash bags and stuff on the way. My wife is the one they should be afraid of.

No, I wouldn’t listen to music any other time I’m driving so it would be weird to start then

Lose yourself - Eminem and let the bodies hit the floor…ok I guess 2 songs

Yeah, I put on Blinding Lights.

Yeah man, I'm cranking Bulls on Parade while I do air punches and load my pistol.

Edit: maybe followed up with some Real Muthaphuckkin G's.

Put some synthwave and sunglasses for immersion

No. If I'm going somewhere to save someone, I don't want my presence to be openly announced to everyone by having my music blaring, especially not some kidnappers. I'd want to be as quiet as possible, whether that's on the way there or while dealing with kidnappers. I'm not smart enough to know what I shouldn't end up saying and who knows if the info I blab about could be used against me in some way, so shutting up would be the best solution.

If my phone's in Bluetooth range, music is going to automatically start playing at high volume in about 10s anyway, because that's always how I last existed the car.

Coincidentally my wife hates it because when she gets in the car to leave, it still gets connection to my phone in the house and starts blaring hard rock, psychedelic rock, journey trance, or syntheave.

Of course not.

What are you, crazy?

I'd be listening to NPR.

Nope I'd be too busy getting into The Transporter mindset to fiddle with the radio. I may be an audiophile, but I'm a driver first and foremost and I have my priorities. Seconds count in a scenario such as this one.

Yes, and some kill people music like some Mushaggah, Cannibal, Slayer, or Stealers Wheel.

Do you think I can just pull up to a kidnapping not prepped with the right music? I’d get kidnapped too.

Yes.

Snorting cocaine

Tiny Tim - Livin‘ in the Sunlight, Lovin‘ in the Moonlight

Nope, it would just be a distraction as I call the police.

Cochise by Audioslave or Bulls On Parade by RATM. That's just the right kind of John Wick fuel.

I'd be driving to the police station