Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

they're more trained than I am to handle the situation

Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

[–] Bill@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unless he's not American

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago

In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

We don't have guns where I'm from, and I don't have a car. So I'm more likely to get myself killed.

No no I'm pretty sure the math maths out.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So, even in your fantasies you're ineffective and reliant?

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Nah, I'm my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety...but that wasn't the point was it ?