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[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have tried my very best with partners, but 9 times a day? Even with the most willing partner I'm not man enough for that!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I tried 4 times in a 24 hour period once with a partner and we were both far too sore to finish the last time. Maybe if we did so more regularly we might have been able to do it but the flesh is weaker than the spirit a lot of times

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Sometimes we need to fly solo, but not sure that would have helped me in the same scenario

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even as a kid, my record was 5 wanks in a day.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

These are crucial personal data points that we can always recall

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

MrSulu, you stud! I heard that gay men get more sex, but that's a bold attempt. Does Brad know about this?!

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My reality is not achieve the leaderboard of the adolescent imaginations.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Me neither, MrSulu, me neither.

The trick is not to cum. Then you can last all day.