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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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Here to debate how Vanilla became a bean..
“Am I a joke to you?”
Lol, that was a quick debate.
A Master.
the only things that aren't jokes to me are racism and the dutch
that's like 300 dollars worth of vanilla these days D=
As a bean? Yes. As a seed pod to an orchid? Absolutely not, I love you to the end of the earth.
You call that a bean in English? TIL.
We call it a bean in every language we know (so yes)
Who is "we"? In German it's called "Schote", which would be translated to "pod".
In real English it’s pod too
Awwww schotttteee
TIL Schote pod
How does coffee become a bean? Sure we call it that but the coffee fruit is called a cherry and the "bean" is the pit.
Asking the questions we want answered..
You can't always get what you want.
But if you try sometimes
You'll find...
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You'll get ham and cheese
Not really in my experience.
And a pinto bean is just a pit of a pinto pod…
True Bean™️ Resemblance
Linked page main image doesn’t immediately seem to be a parallel…
So instead neat looks at coffee cherry/bean diagrams/cross-sections:
Fun fact: The "cherry" part of the coffee cherry tastes awful, but the mucilage around the bean tastes sweet. (But it has a very "green" flavor, so not everyone enjoys it.)
Some coffee is dried still inside the cherry (natural process). Or you can take off the cherry and leave the mucilage (honey process). Or you can get rid of everything before drying (washed process). No matter which process you use, the cherry and parchment are always removed before roasting.
Before you ever even think about different ways of roasting, beans from the same variety of plant will have different flavor profiles depending on the drying process.
The time, thought, and effort that goes into good coffee at every stage is staggering. I totally understand why artisan coffee carries a hefty price tag.
Source: You really can't live in Colombia without learning all about coffee.
How do koalas become bears
“When a mommy orchid loves a daddy orchid very much…”
No m'orchids. Just beans.
oh no not again