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That's because this guy went to the police to clear his name, not to turn himself in. The idea that he turned himself in after all of that makes 0 sense.
Clear his name???
Look, it’s pretty crazy, but the dudes name was Charlesmurder Kirk-Killer
He also went to explain his DIE KIRK DIE tatoo, it's actually in German!
Chuckbane Kilkirky finally exonerated
True crime TV show from probably a decade ago called "The first 48" (it follows detectives for the first 48 hours after a murder because after that the likelyhood of arrest drops by a lot)
They're stumped. No leads that haven't hit a dead-end. The little timer on the screen getting close to 0. In walks this random guy they've never heard of. "Hey I heard that got killed I just wanted to come clear my name"
arrested
he did fucking WHAT