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Theres no death note community to post this in so... here we go...

(Btw, how many names do you think you can fit on there?)

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[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Putin

Trump

Kim Jong Un

Netanyahu

All heart attacks, all at the same time. Play like Light except with world leaders. Undoubtedly I'm missing many, but I could add as needed. Minimal text size to leave space.

No public statements so I'm harder to trace. Then I save the page. If a world leader pulls some horrendous shit, down they go.

It would be flawed for the same reasons Light is, and it would be biased to my viewpoints, but I don't care. I cannot imagine the world would be a worse place with those people dead. And eventually people would spot the pattern and then leaders might think twice.

Although for the planet overall maybe it'd be better to use it for eco-terrorism

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most-importantly, don't also go kill anyone that says you're evil, just to stoke your ego.

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah and the same if someone is chasing/suspecting you. They would never be able to prove anything if you don't make a mistake or draw attention to yourself. Also helpful that L is fictional

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You've left off the upcoming president of the United States, Elon Musk

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't you have to be a natural born citizen for that?

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

For the formal title, yes. To have the power, you just need a bunch of money and a weak, easily-manipulated man to do what you say.

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

And he should get run over by an unmanned Tesla, just to drive the point home.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Add to it that they evacuate their bowels and are alive long enough to suffer embarrassment.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I really like this one. Maybe it would scare leaders to not become corrupt scum of the earth. Saving it for people who impact the most lived makes the most sense to me.