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Theres no death note community to post this in so... here we go...

(Btw, how many names do you think you can fit on there?)

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does it have to be names, or can it be entire species?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hope you are thinink of mosquitos, and if so make sure to only pick the ones that bite humans. There are a lot of other species that don't.

(I know which species you really mean)

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ok, mosquitoes are on number 2, number 1 is panda's for sure. Fuck them wannabe land orca's being so dumb, they going backwards in evolution by eating the least nutricions food ever out there (next to McDonald's and other junkfood) while being a fucking bear. And then the odacity to be a political pawn for China, fucking disgusting. I'm a vegan because I love animals and am against animal abuse, so this says something coming from me.

I change number 2 to humans, bats need to eat too, they love mosquitoes and bats are cute AF.

That's my list. If anyone has extra names which couldn't fit on their list, I sell spots on my list for dead panda heads. I know, unnecessary when they are are on my list, but better to be sure.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What a masterpiece! Thank you

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

land orca

Thank you for the new panda nickname!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Fake wannabe" land orca! Orca's are amazing creatures, intelligent, beautiful. Everything a panda never was and definitely never will be.

Why do you think pinguïns started to live on Antarctica. They don't want to be associated with pandas. Even pinguïns with their cute wiggle know how to wear the black and white like a fucking boss. During the forever dark winters they huddle together with -45°C to protect each other from freezing while a panda hangs himself "again" because he fell out of a tree "again" and got stuck "again".