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[–] Appleseuss@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Bidet. Not even the fancy ones. Like the cheap ones that are no more than $20-30. Every poop, I've got a squeaky clean butthole.

[–] besmtt@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Totally agree; I hate pooping without it. Though I did upgrade a while back from a $20-30 one to this: https://luxebidet.com/pages/neo-185-plus-highlights

I took the old one off to really clean it and that sold me on this new flip up one.

[–] bobo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I clicked on this thinking it was going to be a link to one of the $200+ electric models, but this is actually a relatively inexpensive upgrade I can get behind (pun?) It looks like it's a lot easier to keep clean. Thanks for this.

[–] Elaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got a couple of these about two years ago. They work great and we’ve had no trouble with them. 10/10

[–] bobo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I've been using simple cold water models for over 10 years now. But I really like this upgrade in design. Same basic simplicity, but it looks a lot easier to keep clean.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Almost never having to cram paper in between my buttcheeks is fucking heaven. No more shit smears!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Used one for the first time recently. Seriously considering getting one of my own.

[–] MrShankles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That's what happened to me. Used one for the first time at a hotel — bought one not long after and will never go back. Got like a $30 one and am still using it over 4 years later. I'll probably upgrade when I have the extra money, realizing just now how long it's been since I got it

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

As someone with a currently chapped asshole, squeaky is not the kind of clean you want for it.