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[–] kaida@feddit.org 49 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I finally found the real reason why I like java: I‘m german

[–] andnekon@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't get why I don't like Rust then

[–] doughless@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You will, comrade.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Do you like Russian, tho? Some Russians I've encountered did find it overcomplicated at times... Но в целом понимаю: мне норм заходит энглиш, а жабаскрипт вообще мимо

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

вообще мимо

Please help, я это не понимаю.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Basically translates to "despite me liking English, js is not my cup of tea". "Вообще мимо" can also be more literally translated as "a complete miss", but I'm not entirely sure if it's used that way

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah! That makes sense. I wasn't expecting мимо to act like a noun in this way. Большое спасибо.

[–] andnekon@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I think it's a beautiful and expressive language. I also do like Java, though.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I also love Java, especially all the goodies added in 17. I'm not German though... 🤔

[–] kaida@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe you‘d have fun learning german then ;)

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

You are now. Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Have you ever tried kotlin?

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 6 points 1 month ago

Swabian here. I like C#. Guess that fits.

[–] paw@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

That's the reason I'm deeply offended. I'm german too. 😉

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm also German, and our beautiful language being compared to java feels like an insult to me.

Strength in diversity, I guess