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Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ¾ of the inside

(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)

I'm in the business of making friends and business is good.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)

Image transcription: 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Old man slowly wakes up in bed, silhouette of a scythe appears over him "IT IS TIME.". 2: The grim reaper is about to slice the man with the scythe, the man panics! 3: The man braces for impact, closing his eyes and clutching his bed sheets. 4: Nothing happened, the man cautiously opens one eye to see what's going on. 5: The grim reaper is looking at his flaccid scythe drooped onto the ground with a "FLOOP" sound effect. 6: Grim reaper sits on edge of the bed with his flaccid scythe "I've just been so stressed lately and-", old man sits up and pats Death on the back "Hey hey shhh it happens" with a comforting smile.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)

That's, so interesting.

Image transcription: In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Bless you!

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon)

Secret Panel HERE 😑 https://tapas.io/episode/2444512

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUTT HEADS WITH ME

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

The iPod server was a powerful first iteration music sharing device. While not designed for convenience, its internal RAID can still be expanded with modern compact flash cards for 1.25TB of on-the-go storage.

Image transcription: A photo of an early iPod with colour display running macosx server 1.2. It looks cumbersomely thick, but also desirable.

(Originally published earlier today on bitbang.social)

Image transcription: A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"

(Originally published on mastodon.online: 2024-02-10)

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

Image transcription: The Tesla logo beside an image of a uterus with an IUD

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

(Originally published on mastodon: 2024-02-09)

Bonus panel: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/temp

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

Image transcription: “Fibonacchos” The Fibonacci sequence laid out in Nacho’s (Tortilla Chips). Credits: Cliff Pickover

(Originally published earlier today on infosec.exchange)

Secret Panel HERE 🐶 https://tapas.io/episode/3092131

Don't worry! She's up-to-date on her rabies shots.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

(Originally published on mastodon: 2024-02-08)

I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.

Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Image transcription: Screenshot of a post that says: 'When you have to fix the warp core 4 but have Reading Rainbow at 5.' Attached is a photo of LeVar Burton in a snazzy outfit with wrap-around glasses.

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

Secret Panel HERE 😳 https://tapas.io/episode/2421577

Look at the show off with one whole friend.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

Mixed berry yogurt tastes like shit now.

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2023-08-11)

Image transcription: dog standing with head between the tails of two other dogs. tails form a heart shape around the dog while wagging.

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

Image transcription: @AbbyHiggs: My therapist: you focus too much on seeking revenge Me: we’ll see about that

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

http://smbc-comics.com/comic/cool (click for bonus panel)

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

I don't think most people understand how big of a deal it is that Tracy Chapman performed Fast Car at the Grammys. She wrote that song in 1988. Cars were MUCH slower back then. So when she got up on that stage, everyone watching thought "Uh oh, does she even know what a fast car is anymore?" But Tracy knocked it out of the park. She showed the world that 36 years later she can still sing about faster cars than we can even imagine.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Image transcription: 98% of UFO sightings have turned out to be bounce castles that got carried away by the wind.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)