xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

Gift me 1 million dollars

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago

He died for our CinemaSins

(ding)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 5 months ago

Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

Ceremorphosis, eh?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago

Good god man think of the fruitarians

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 5 months ago

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 5 months ago

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 88 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

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