wahfflez

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cant wait to slap deepseek in a temu fuckbot so it can call me a little pig boy and make me oink. (lemmy.world)
 
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Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert. (lemmy.world)
 
My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

dont gib me complements ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ

My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

no don’t say that it’s (˶˃⤙˂˶) badd

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idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜 (lemmy.world)
 

mr beast reminds me of a chinchilla

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My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober (lemmy.world)
 
i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

he doesn’t understand taxes. i beat him. get it through ur thick head

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the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. (lemmy.world)
 
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i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are (lemmy.world)
 
AI refuse to believe Musk is a Nazi in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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(man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron (lemmy.world)
 
[Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

the full clip is fucking crazy just straight up nazi shit

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago (5 children)

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i only post scrotum pics on truth social.

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

this guy hasn’t seen good wolf porn

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sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack (lemmy.world)
 
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My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. (lemmy.world)
 
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ur not invited to samsara bro (lemmy.world)
 
Travelling with dad and the normal looking hotel he booked turned out to be some sort of love hotel in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

have sensual lovemaking with your dad. no balls

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i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho (lemmy.world)
 
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the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella” (lemmy.world)
 
rodussy in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 82 points 6 days ago

alvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself

ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i kept seeing the quality and wanted better then i realized i had to build it myself

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