trumpetmouth

may wanna check your wifi & zigbee network collisions, your network map or make sure you don't something like a 2nd hub or something like that

"John, looks like we're gonna need the black paper."

just like your mom

bruhh

Sir this is a Wend-- oh it's the same price all day?

"Speak English, Doc! We ain't scientists!"

no one's ever told me it's abnormally large before - I'm blushing!

going for a roll in the hay

I often cut my juice with either seltzer or water, just because it's so sweet. Still delicious, and not so bad

Laughs in Brother laser printer ownership