semisimian

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[–] semisimian@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago

I like two strong vocal leads playing off each other. I'm thinking Alice in Chains, B-52s, the Beths. I have more, but have to close the app and do some real work.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 7 points 5 days ago

Ho ho ho, future Santa checking in. Mrs Claus is a hair stylist, so we have some insight into what I'm going to need when the days grow short and the beard (hopefully) grows long.

The biggest thing is: full beards take time. And not just time to grow the length, but time (years) for your face to mature and get those hair follicles in the Christmas spirit. There's really not much you can do if the fullness isn't coming in yet but wait. I'm in this phase now. It's hormones. What are we going to do? Not drugs, not Rogaine: not going to help. Take care of what you got.

But you mentioned you DO have a beard, so maybe you have the stellar volume you need to be St Nick, just not the length. Short answer, skin care IS beard care. Get a good skin care regimen that works for your face and your beard will fall in line. You've signed up for an everyday commitment to becoming a touchable beard, and they WILL ALL touch it. Toddlers to Grannies, especially, Grannies.

You have the beard! Now you need the color. This depends on your hair color and how your hair accepts color, so you really should go to a professional. If you want to be a paid, real-beard Santa, a good color job will be the LEAST of your expenses and it will pay off on day one.

Being a good Santa is being a good person. It really is just that. But there is a physical barrier that is conforming to the Coca-Cola ideal of Santa, which is the tutorial I just provided for the BEARD ONLY!

I wish you well and I hope you enjoy bringing hope, magic and love into the hearts of children.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

Speech makes the case we can save a lot of money paying the unhoused to teach us about life instead of universities. Anti-college before it was cool.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago

From the article: "The company claims One UI 8 brings "multimodal capabilities, UX tailored to different device form factors, and personalized, proactive suggestions." Having used the new OS for a few hours, it doesn't seem like much has changed with Samsung's AI implementation."

If you are curious, the article goes into more detail about the tweaks to the AI layer. I just wanted to provide a TLDR for those keeping up with the general AI shenanigans.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well, that's one area you definitely don't want dandelions growing.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Wow, three whole openings!"

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're related, those incestuous, chinless WASPs. Brother takes sister to a formal dance and stops by the pharmacy to get a malt and let Dad get a whiff of sister's corsage. Keep it in the family!

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

They do, and as a Canadian, they should know that fellow Canadian John Hopps invented the 1st pacemaker. He's even considered the father of biomedical engineering. I dug through trying to find out if he coined the term "heartpacer," no such luck. It sounds like a Dutch translation to me.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 24 points 3 weeks ago

I am outside of the loop and I appreciate your break-down. I am all for paying for useful services, but I have such a backlog of media that I need to watch, I don't benefit from Trakt. I like a paid business model, though

We should all question a "free" app that lets us spend 1 or 2 or 8 hours a day on their platform. We've gotten greedy, thinking that everything should be personal data or advertiser supported. It stinks that Trakt is cutting features while raising prices, all for a pretty simple service, but I think subscription services that protect your privacy are worth funding.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

That's the part of The Hulk we are all just told to ignore.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Do you know where you are commenting? And surely you mean "another Star Trek work place comedy," because we already have DS9.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a comedy, so I hope so too! I imagine the planet, being a vacation/pleasure planet, will have a lot of kinks that are taboo to the Federation and that's where you will find the narrative tension as they apply for membership. The planet will have a constitution at odds with the Fed, full of kinks. They might welcome species that have kinks not outlined in said constitution. They might welcome federation citizens that are exploring their non-Fed kinks on this planet.

We've seen plenty of criticism of the Federation's nanny-state. Lately, that criticism has come from the writers of the shows who seem to have lost the narrative that the Federation is our ideal. Sure, it has issues, but none of us should be ashamed of reaching for utopia. I hope the new show is a continuation of the SNW and Prodigy reboot of a less cynical Trek.

 

Most of my Dad's Uriah Heep record covers used to freak me out as a kid. They're pretty awesome, though.

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