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People unironically say that last one.

I promise you this was not put out by Bob's.

You don't need an app, it just removes the entire learning curve. Honestly it's three systems that were kludged together, and some parts are a century old. It should be better, but it's understandable for what it is.

transit apps have trivialized all of this

you don't even need a Metrocard anymore!

you're the opposite of

Also this inspired me to read about how herbivorous mammals digest cellulose and it seems like you probably would want a horse poop transplant, not a cow.

Ruminants have some extra stomachs for hosting the bacteria for digesting cellulose, while for horses and rabbits and such it just happens in the intestine, but is less efficient.

There's research that adding even a tiny bit of seaweed to cow diets reduced methane production as well.