peoplebeproblems

I'm so glad he pointed out the compiler optimizing the If statements. A lot of coworkers seem to forget that the compiler is doing a lot of that work for us now, and some of the code becomes unreadable as they try to make it "more efficient."

Bro, stop, you can't beat a machine at machine stuff

Is it a multi species pandemic yet? I missed 2020-2021 so bad. I loved not being around people.

The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world

Man, Mao's policies got so many people killed that "only" 3-4m people died of famine.

He's got an incredible kill count.

This is making my brain hurt

Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina

I'm pretty certain most of my work inevitably ends up being related to a time issue

That's one thing I appreciate about Lemmy. Without a doubt you are all people of logic.

For a moment, I thought "hmm. What if we all said 'No, I shot Brian Thompson'" sort of like what happened in Spartacus, but then I remembered that all 6000 slaves or whatnot were executed

The act must be committed with the intent to intimidate or coerce a civilian population or influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion

No, see, that's clearly false. The civilian population did not get intimidated or coerced by fuck and all, and the government wasn't threatened.

So, nope. Not guilty.

I believe the test was done off the East Coast of Africa. It was actually recorded on the nuclear detonation detection satellite. It may also have been a joint operation between South Africa and Israel.