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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 117 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Proper uncensored version thanks to @baatliwala@lemmy.world

Couldn't find a wild uncensored version, so here's an edited version. #FuckCensorship

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

If you post censored shit I'm going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.

/shakes tiny fist wistfully

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hold a duck once, didn't know it was that widespread.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Skin renews every vew days.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid...

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The fact you said "a dick" and not "my dick" 🤨

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Sometimes it's more than one. 🫢

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It's not gross, it's just a fact.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

I just stated a fact too.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Ah but is it still the same hand?

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[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 16 points 4 days ago

Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You'll touch my dick and you'll like it goddammit

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what it says under that grey bar. No way to tell.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some have even tested the depths of a twat or two

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[–] growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Counterpoint: a greater number have touched a vagina (but that framing doesn't obsess over a woman's sexual purity, so, clearly less important)

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Everyone has touched a vagina. You at least passed one on the way out.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not people who were born via Caesarean.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

That one pissed off Macbeth, too.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago

I should hope so. If somebody shook my hand and, while maintaining eye contact, and confessed they've been free-willying every pee of their life, hands behand their head, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship.

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