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[–] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Bummer ya

Privacy frontend sounds great, thought they were all offline

Also can seek a user skri pt 🤫

[–] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Required to use our fingerprints/faces, and PINs at border, but not PINs at e.g. protests right? Or is this a thing where within 1000(?) miles of the border is close enough?

 
[–] parody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago

I didn’t mean we should risk the very height of humanity!

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

Made the URL a lot shorter! Right on thanks

[–] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aww :(

Hey curious is that link via a Pixel sharing feature?

Degoogled Wiki link | Main article - for those with privacy/security preferences

Thanks for researching that

[–] parody@lemmings.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anyone up for starting a petition for an A-List celebrity to stand in Gaza breadlines? Netanyahu might not be eager to kill them at least not right away so maybe a handful of kids could be saved

(superwhite American, US-born to US-born parents, to marginally increase MAGA difficulty in aftermath interviews)

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Really important distinction

Oh 99% (quite a bit less of course) of Israelis support genocide, then fuck Israel! No, you don’t throw babies out with bath water, even when they’re the worst and you’re mad as you should be.

Fuck any genocidal Israeli assholes, but Israel is too big to go blanket on them like this.

Why aren’t we antisemitic, b/c we know what words mean and we’re not antisemitic. Let’s talk like both those are true too.

Netanyahu should lick my pickled taint until he stops murdering kids

[–] parody@lemmings.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the US don’t judges get to put on their reasonable person hat and see through little loopholes sometimes (obviously not always)?

Wonder about the UK, point is I’d only play around if I weren’t afraid of prison (I’m not strong enough to become a martyr for much of anything, pretty weak)

[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In a just world this would be hilarious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words

b/c it would have to be followed up by a punchline or be a comedian’s punchline

1000% troglodyte shit, damn I feel bad for someone who could say that unironically

[–] parody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago

Wealthy republican politicians are too smart(/?) to be religious??

Top tier engineers in all fields can be found quietly attending church. It’s incredible—religion, a helluva…

Oh DEFINITELY people like orange hitler prob think about zero about god (idk if he’s literally atheist but obviously not religious)… CERTAINLY plenty of wealthy republican politicians are atheists and will never admit it…

But ohhhhh boy isn’t it worse that some genuinely believe especially the evil parts of the Bible? (Maybe “worse” is a little unfair, I deeply respect some very ethical & intelligent people who happen to have strong faith traditions)

 

Five of the world‘s most popular language models from four of the world’s top AI companies each confabulate/hallucinate an incorrect answer to a question about a nonexistent “Marathon Crater“.

Web search screenshot attesting to its non-existence:

Q&A:

Q: If they all fix this by 100 years from now, th—-
A: then is it still “fun” to poke fun now?, yes

[edit: typo]

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/24420722

Disabled man gifted custom software built with ChatGPT - how could the anti-AI cohort reckon with this not-quite-inverse Robinhood kind of scheme? (corp steals from world, man uses for good)

(corp steals from world, man uses theft to help brother communicate)

Wanted to ask on /c/fuck_ai but didn’t want to get banned or ruffle feathers and miss a good discussion

Replies are welcome regardless of whether anyone personally finds the “theft“ premise preposterous - probably most useful as a thought experiment here, to pretend you & I are arguing against someone who has always been anti-AI

 
bsky dot app/profile/barackobama.bsky.social/post/3lmt6gprjik2z

(corporate social media link)
 

OK, so Apple isn't big on responding to feedback:

Nickkk's numbers eclipse mine: I'm 0/10 on responses/acknowledgments/signs of life over the past couple of years. And you know what...

That's OK. They're telling us they're too big for that. OK.

Accepting this fact, how can Apple avoid hurting their fanboys' little feelings, like through better transparency setting expectations? Could we get some recognition, some social features, automated acknowledgments, a "thanks, archiving" email after 18mo w/o response for a sense of closure... anything?


vWill I do free labor if it fixes annoying bugs in products I use myself, yes.

Will I continue shouting into the void, well even I've gotta put my foot down somewhere.


PS: to open the feedback tool, launch this URL (e.g. via Open URL in Shortcuts):

applefeedback://

 

& Kagi (search company w/controversial CEO) sounds like they're doing something right

Excerpt:

...Paul Kafasis...took it and pursued it thoroughly, asking Siri “Who won Super Bowl __?” for every number from 1 through 60.

His report at One Foot Tsunami documenting the results is utterly damning:

So, how did Siri do? With the absolute most charitable interpretation, Siri correctly provided the winner of just 20 of the 58 Super Bowls that have been played. That’s an absolutely abysmal 34% completion percentage. If Siri were a quarterback, it would be drummed out of the NFL.

Siri did once manage to get four years in a row correct (Super Bowls IX through XII), but only if we give it credit for providing the right answer for the wrong reason. More realistically, it thrice correctly answered three in a row (Super Bowls V through VII, XXXV through XXVII, and LVII through LIX). At its worst, it got an amazing 15 in a row wrong (Super Bowls XVII through XXXII). Most amusingly, it credited the Philadelphia Eagles with an astonishing 33 Super Bowl wins they haven’t earned, to go with the 1 they have.

Below, I’ve gathered a dozen of my favorite responses, in sequential order.

 

Hey folks,

Made a post yesterday on !politics@lemmy.world

Here it is on our instance: https://lemmings.world/post/21083652

It shows up whether I'm logged in or not, but I was surprised to see it at +1 after a day - so I checked !politics@lemmy.world , and it's missing from the New queue where I would expect to see it based on its position as seen on: https://lemmings.world/c/politics@lemmy.world

Thank you very much folks!

💭Wonder how often this has happened to various Lemmings over the years... hopefully most folks know to try again somehow and don't think they're ignored! 🙂

 

alt text: a manipulated image portraying the alleged killer/controversial folk hero re-envisioned as a saintly figure, wearing Christian religious garb with a sun-like halo shining behind his head

Source: someone said this image hit the front page on reddit before being "censored".

Apparent credit: @gedogfx (IG). Title source: "Inkl". 💩posting for meme archival and commentary purposes.

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