objectionist

i wasn’t really taught this as a kid but somehow i still hang on to that natural wonder of seemingly “normal” things like typography on a sign or the root systems of various types of trees.

never go away, innate curiosity

maybe i’ll be able to afford a whole home ~~battery~~ soon

FTFY

can’t believe people would be so lazy as to invent an entire medium of travel that requires less skill than that of riding a bike

you’re calling to get out. calling in sounds like you’re providing a reason to go in that day, which imo makes even less sense

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

i love it, thank you

you can’t just put a rounded rectangle with a fraction in it and not expect me to swipe to the next photo smh

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

a konami code stratagem would be sick though