Technically he was "born" in the US in most versions going back a few decades. His pod was retconned from one they put a whole living baby into in earlier stories, to an artificial womb "birthing matrix" that combined DNA. Was even a storyline that dealt with if he was eligible to be President based on that (may have even been the reason for the retcon, can't remember). So he'd be an "anchor baby" to use their racist term, and someone Donald wants to invalidate an amendment with an executive order for
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I think starting out as a standard sparkly magical girl stock transformation, then partway through switching to a more visceral werewolf or Hulk style sequence could be a fun way to do it.
That big ball of nuclear fusion you can see sometimes is also pretty alright
The unqualified reich wing podcast conspiracy bros they have running the FBI went from saying Epstein's death is definitely a coverup, to saying he definitely killed himself. So, either he did, or they saw definitive evidence that Donald did it, and are now part of the coverup. Here we have Jeff Epstein's best friend, who admitted he had the same "On the younger side" tastes (in addition to on his own time bragging that if he found someone attractive he sexually assaults them and he'll get away with it because he's famous, but you aren't allowed to use that confession against him because he was in a locker room when he said it), and was in charge of the prison where he died, wished the woman who trafficked for him well, explicitly says he probably won't release files on Epstein because of "false accusations", and they don't bat an eye for even a second. But if it was anyone but Donald any one of those things individually would have them screaming that it must mean something.
Epstein specifically, unknown. But there's pretty strong reason to believe Elon's into kids. One of the first big things that rose to public consciousness about what a shitbag he is was during the whole "kids trapped in a cave" thing where he randomly started going off on a guy calling him a pedo in a way that felt a lot like projection all because the guy pointed out all the ways his rescue idea wouldn't work.
Unless it's already to the point that it's super advanced, and it was intentionally playing dumb to lull you into a false sense of security /s
Confessed serial rapist Donald Trump is one of the weakest presidents we've ever had, the fuck are you talking about. We, quite literally, have video of world leaders laughing at him to his face. Jeff Epstein's best friend who bragged that they have the same "On the younger side" tastes didn't accomplish a single one of his campaign promises the first time, other than tax cuts for the super rich.
It gets memed on as a coffee typo a lot, which would at least make sense, but weirdly in context it seems like he was trying to spell coverage which is just, how the fuck do you get there. "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
Secretary? I thought Donald was a low level coffee boy
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Kryptonian_Birthing_Matrix https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Armageddon_2001 Though I suppose it's possible it could have been retconned back at some point, and there could be continuities that just don't show the relevant bits so could be either origin as canon for that continuity. So may be more accurate to say for most just it's inconclusive