neoman4426

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[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 36 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

The other big chunk is people who have the same or a similar name. Like "It says here David Jones died five years ago, but David Jones voted today. Suspicious?" "Dude, I'm David Jones Jr. The David Jones who died was my dad, David Jones Sr. Dick." Or whatever.

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 61 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on the state. Looks like Carter is registered in Georgia. According to an article from 2020 when Republicans were bald face lying that long dead people were voting a lot, someone from the Georgia Secretary of State's office is quoted as saying secrecy rules don't allow rejecting a ballot when a voter dies before Election Day.

“You can’t go back and get that ballot back out. It’s just physically impossible, given the privacy rules in our state,”. May or may not still be accurate, or may have never been accurate, but that's what the first article I found when searching says.

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago

Such an odd line of attack. This is a group that worships a guy who straight up bragged that if he finds someone attractive he sexually assaults them, then made the absolutely unhinged defense that you can't use that confession against him because he was in a locker room when he said it? And is also on the record that like his best friend pedophile Jeff Epstein he likes them "on the younger side".

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Even "better", from what I recall he had what was listed as a permanent suspension after the whole "mildly incited a tiny bit of light insurrection (/s)" thing. They unbanned him specifically for this election season.

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep. Context is the whole Springfield thing, Vance referred to the Hatians legally there as illegal immigrants, he was corrected, then his response basically amounted to 'But I don't like the method they're using to be here legally, so I'm going to call it illegal'

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago

Then the bit with the ad read at the end for a drink powder that was apparently "Grandpa's ashes" flavor, realizing halfway through and being like "welp, that's staying in"

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I always think about that time in the 90s cartoon where Xavier made Magneto relive the Holocaust. Like, dude was about to kill him and enact a genocide of his own, but still, damn.

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And then Vance is President? I'm not sure that's better, all the same horrible views, somewhat more coherent, has no idea how a human behaves, is on the record that if he'd been Pence he'd have helped with the coup

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Which 99.9% of the time "Enlightened Centrist" translates to "Right wing hack who is too embarrassed to come out and say it"

[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

One player would take lines she found funny and put them in one of those super flowey fonts over a fitting image. A couple I particularly remember

"I know how capes work okay? I'm a bear"

"He almost dies, but then he chooses not to"

"Is anyone a heavy sleeper?" "Yeah, I am." "But you're an Elf?" "Yeah"

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