I do already have a NAS. It's in another box in my office.
I was considering replacing the PIs with a BOD and passing that through to one of my boxes via USB and virtualizing something. I compromised by putting 2tb Sata SSDs in each box to use for database stuff and then backing that up to the spinning rust in the other room.
How do I do that? Good question. I take suggestions.
I think I'm going to have a harder time fitting a threadripper in my 10 inch rack than I am getting any GPU in there.