lunar17

joined 2 years ago
[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

What Is Love In My Ass

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Department of Homeland Security said it will seek the arrest and deportation of those subject to the policy change if they fail to depart the U.S. in the next 30 days. Officials are urging migrants to use the newly repurposed CBP Home smartphone app to register for self-deportation.

"Please use our smartphone app to register with the gestapo" isn't the cyberpunk future I wanted.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey! They consented! Supposedly.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Hopefulism"? I didn't know we had a slur for optimists now.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Don't leave the rest of us in suspense; should we be using APIs???

I think the best possible response to a question like this is just to say "yes", and refuse to elaborate further.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but I just wanted to say that being charged $16k for emergency medical attention doesn't sound like a mistake on your part.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

So uh... who's down for a little distro-hopping? 😉

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What suspect? I thought they ruled the bullet wounds were a pre-existing condition and no police coverage is warranted.

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

So happy I got out of that state. I couldn't stand the idea of my tax dollars funding this fuckhead's administration.

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