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Distraction Cabbage (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/37634227

Manic Stew

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[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I fogot what I ate last.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

We're just gonna call yours Forgetfulness Fries, then 🤷

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like a useful meal.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 weeks ago

Executive Dysfunction Homemade Breakfast Bar is quite a name

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Distracted Banana

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

As it happens, that was Tiger Woods' secondary excuse 😉

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

Fixated Muffin

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 weeks ago

Low energy bread

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

Anxious Pringles

[–] jessica@beehaw.org 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Easily-Startled Lettuce

(this tells you far too much about me)

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[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

IBS Strattera

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

Not the MOST requested variant of Strattera ever..

[–] ZamBan@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Anxious Parfait

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Rage ribs.

I actually kinda like it

[–] GerardsGuitar@retrolemmy.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

That goes way harder than it should lmao

[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Procrastination Biscuit

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[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Depression Mozzarella.

He's a good boy.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Demand Avoidance Peanut

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Depression pretzel

[–] burble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 weeks ago

Yogurt Dysfunction

[–] KrenkoMobBoss@piefed.social 7 points 4 weeks ago

Anxiety Pavlova

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Executive Dysfunction chowder

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 5 points 4 weeks ago

And for dessert, Executive Dysfunction Glazed Croissant.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Suicidal Ideation Coffee

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[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 7 points 4 weeks ago

Anxiety kielbasa

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

PTSD Pizza?

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Paranoid Pizza

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 4 weeks ago

Procrastinating Egg Sandwich

[–] bugwhisperer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago

Hyperfocus Hopia

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago

Negative self talk chicken sandwich

[–] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Inattentive Corn Chip

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[–] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Distracted barramundi.

That sounds more like a comment about fish than a name for a horse.

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[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Lazy Brownie

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Fatigued Cheese

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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Forgetful Nuggets

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

sad burrito

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Paralysis Bolgnese

Welp I've been to much internet today.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Emotional Toothpaste

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

Highly spatially aware garlic bread

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

Hyperfixation Bagel 🥯

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

Nightmare Granola. Not bad.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Distracted meatball

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[–] cactusfangs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

Panic Pie

[–] irotsoma@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Too hard to choose the first one. These memes need to have a single option for an individual not hundreds. 🙃

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

Executive dysfunction granola bar it is!

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Excessive pussy

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Inattentive Candy Corn

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Suicide scramble actually sounds fucking badass, so I’ll take it.

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Suicidal Sun Chip

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