cassandrafatigue

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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Adding a third and fourth horse for their dicks¹ is totally reasonsonable, but I feel like there are better non-horse-related solutions here.

¹in front and behind

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But cognitive ball therapy does seem more exciting

And who's to say what the character in OP meant?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Fuck that. Show what he can get for people nailing them to the wall and bleeding them like they bleed us.

It's fucking new York; they won't all leave. And if they do it's still a win.

And its not like they'll treat a more moderate move like less of an attack than fully raiding the banks taking theironey out in gold and disbanding the nypd¹

¹it turns out I complain about the LAPD enough my autocorrect just turns all cops into them, and I didnt catch it.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, she only said an acronym. And not even that acronym.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Fuck that. Kick them out. Tax them until they have to live like human beings if they want to stay in new york. If they're the enemy, and they are, he should treat them like it.

These scum should be punished for buying elections. And, you know; everything else they do.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He needs to do everything he can to nail their balls to two different horses running opposite directions.

Have a looooooooooooooooong train ride ahead. I'm absolutely grabbing these off Anna's archive.

Your mothers, for eating broccoli while pregnant.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

All men, the worst common gender. And the thing is just moving in a line. Nothing's really happening outside that. Nobody's leg is being flash frozen with liquid nitrogen and lathed into a dildo here.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm just imaging a 'no Mr. Bond. I expect you to die' situation, but, I dunno, sexy?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

'Is'

Maybe she's into cognitive ball torture?

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