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[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Prepping for migration from cloud back to on-prem?

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Meep Meep

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But look how the FPS are going up.

[–] fort_burp@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Programmer Humor x Dad Jokes

[–] mogranja@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

As a programmer/dad, I would think the cross section would be pretty high.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

What?

Has this person never tried to optimize volumetric fog on low end hardware?

No no no no no.

That is a succesful render., assuming your uh... perception of time hasn't massively slowed.

If you start getting z fighting and notice a few windows and cars with flipped normals, lod pop-in... now thats a rendering error.

[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

Fog computing indeed

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That building's wall is beveling kinda comcerningly.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone who used to live in Edinburgh

It's just like that

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I guess y'all don't have so many earthquakes.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you be done for speeding if decreasing the draw distance increased the ticks?

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, its measured in mph/kph and the clocks would speed up too.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

99.99 uptime!? Lies! Deception!