jnplch

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[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe in 2022 or early 2023. But it’s increasingly people who sign up because it pays well (archive.is link to bloomberg article, telegram link if you understand Russian).

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

Don’t give them ideas!

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Ehm, while I appreciate the sentiment (as a properly deputized representative for all Germans), it may be not for nothing that the saying about not wanting to know how the sausage is made comes from Germany. Meat and sausages are veeery cheap here and while labor exploitation is certainly a big ingredient, I often wonder what the others are.

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you see Brad Pitt, better get off that train.

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Step 1: politicians must pay for their own legal troubles

Step 2: “The Association of Totally Real Concerned Citizens” starts filing lawsuits across the country

Step 3: any non-billionaire elected to a political office is bankrupted within a year

Step 4: surprised yellow rodent face

(Bonus step 5: JB Pritzker becomes president and solves world hunger with deep dish pizza)

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[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s “Lichtjahr”? So as long as you stay within 3*10^15km of earth you should be fine 👍

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

Nostalgieglückstränen, nehme ich an. Ne? NE?!

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

JÄGERSCHNITZEL. ifykyk.

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 months ago

Where I’m from you can enjoy some pork with boiled cabbage and potatoes or some nice potato stew with cabbage and lard or cabbage stuffed with minced pork (with potatoes) or, if it’s late in winter, some pickled cabbage with salted pork. And potatoes.

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 months ago

Thank you for recommending this. I was one of today’s lucky ten thousand 🥳

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I tried to look this up and while there were many many results, none of them seemed to really fit with OP’s question, so would you kindly tell us more about the gay Spock problem?

[–] jnplch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 8 months ago

Has been happening to me on a non-Lenovo W10 desktop for the past few weeks.

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