Fuck dolls are gonna be amazing soon.
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I think you're probably the first person in years to do that.
there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.
Since when did the onion start reporting the news?
It surprises me that there aren't more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.
I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.
They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.
Maybe he's born with it.
Maybe it's poverty.
All right music fans, what's your favorite band/musician and how many times have you seen them live?
Say Anything, that band basically kept me alive through my teens and 20s, I got to see them live and Max Bemis the lead singer grabbed my hand and got me to sing a part of the song, best fucking moment of my life.
That was the moment I knew I wasn't 100% straight, he could have had me that night.
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yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!