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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started (theonion.com)
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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can someone help me point out what part of this is parody?

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The onion has eaten it's tail in 2025. Or the world has.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu. May the people who voted for parties that support his coalition get the day they voted for.

[–] rumimevlevi@lemmings.world 7 points 1 day ago

They voted for him and his party 6 times. Not like other primes was not criminals too

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just like fucking for virginity

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I recall when the news was testing out that phrase 'deescalation through escalation'

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago

They've done this in the past, bombing nuclear enrichment facilities...

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

it's there a term, for rethoric so painfully stupid, that the media pretends it's reasonable.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength