duhbasser

How do you even get your hands on a cassowary egg and not die a horrible death. Emu’s are chill as long as you’re a guy

Jesus: oh! Yea, I can make it. I’ll bring the wine

Judas: it’ll be the last wine you ever have

Jesus: wait what?

Judas: I said yea that’ll be fine

I heard the vegetables preferred candidate is a head of lettuce

Whats it going to run on? The vegetable section at the grocery store?

I think the only time we could decode Elons body and all his mistresses, would involve a serious revolution

He doesn’t pay them though, she was just switching her story back. Here she is criticizing him over not paying https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7

So, you want to bring a child into this world with that man and not get paid? Hard pass on me bro

He doesn’t pay them anything, straight from the horses mouth https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7

Yea this is a bully technique. Scare people (colleges) to conform to your laws or else (“withhold funding”). That’ll work on colleges that are relying heavily on government funded assistance, but when mommy and daddy make over $20 million per year…yea they don’t give a shit. They pay to push people through as qualified, it’s why Donny was elected in the first place 😆

HC does work nicely and I’d 100% go by that. I’m learning Spanish and if my name was Connor I’d ask for MC - Mejor Connor = Better Connor.

I’d hop onto every Zoom call and open with “Mic Check 1, 2, 1, 2”

If you look at US bonds, they paint another picture. Other countries are off loading their US assets (bonds)…..so the dollar, if this continues, will be worth as much as a DJT crypto coin

As firm as a used sofa bed maybe

Ah, so just kinda slappin claws.