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[–] FancyLad@lemmy.world 143 points 6 days ago (6 children)

One time, I got a job at a large, chain electronics store as a warehouse associate. They already had a guy there named Tim, but they immediately decided that they liked me more than him, and renamed that Tim (that worked there for 2 years) to "Other Tim."

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] 474D@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

Actually a badass nickname though, I would have leaned into that. But Other Tim doesn't seem cool enough for that

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 35 points 6 days ago

Worked at a place with a guy named Todd. Then we got another Todd who was less than bright. He got nicknamed Re-Todd.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 29 points 6 days ago

Damn that's rough on Other Tim

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

My cousin dated two guys named Dewey (back to back, too). When she introduced the second one to us, we called him Dewey Twoey

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago

Literally othered

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The enchanter!

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 58 points 6 days ago

Human Connor should know his place

[–] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 75 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Using Maxwell as the pic breaks the illusion of the story.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 63 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don’t see that in the screenshot anywhere

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It was a tagline somewhere on 4chan.

[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

TIL I'm a fool.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago

On the other hand we get to look at Maxwell

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My name is Connor, I am the ~~Android~~ Cat sent by ~~Cyberlife~~ the Cat Distribution System 😼

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 days ago

at least I'm not the only one whose mind went there

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fake. You telling me people on that board have office job?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I know that's a joke, but I worked with a friend who'd regularly discuss 4chan with me. I also sadly witnessed him slowly go from just laughing at Trump to supporting him, though that was back in 2015-2016. I moved and stopped using Facebook, so I haven't had any recent contact with him.

Edit whoops, this is cats. If politics isn't allowed here I can edit this.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

💀

Btw, this is cats. Only highest level of politics is allowed here.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

whoops

Happens to the best of us

On a separate note, me two hours ago

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago

It's exactly the guy in the office you would expect

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I’d totally run with that and say you can call me HC for short!

[–] duhbasser@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

HC does work nicely and I’d 100% go by that. I’m learning Spanish and if my name was Connor I’d ask for MC - Mejor Connor = Better Connor.

I’d hop onto every Zoom call and open with “Mic Check 1, 2, 1, 2”

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"My friends call me Jesus."

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

You don’t fuck with the Jesus

[–] Googlyman64@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago

the cat in the picture is named Maxwell. he's a lad.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

I would be honored to be called Human Sanctus if there was already a cat with my name.

[–] OrangeEnot@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago

Honorifics work well in cases like this. Call the cat Connor-sama and the human Connor-kun.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And i think we know about as much as we need to about Human Conner.

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

While I think it’s fun and I personally have fun when colleagues share the same name as me, I believe it’s a form of harassment and bullying if you request not to be called something other than your name and people at work, a professional environment, refuse to do so.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Oh snap! I once worked somewhere that already had a guy with my name and he asked me to use some other name. I thought that was bad enough (and told him no). But this is next level.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Jokes aside, it's probably easier for the cat to learn to ignore "Human Connor" than it is to learn a new name for themselves, right?

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's probably easier for the human to recognise "Human Connor" than it is for the cat to learn a new name, right?

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The cat isn't going to understand 'human' either, so it's just <human noises> CONNER <more human noises, where are the treats?>

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Cats can definitely recognize phrases made up of multiple words, as words themselves don't have a meaning for them.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'm not sure, maybe we underrate them. I knew of a dog that also answered to being called by two different names, it was so amusing when I saw it.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, who DOESN'T have a pet that responds to both "[real name]" and some variant of "Shithead"?

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[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Mine responds to: her name, bitch, dog, and puppy.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I don't doubt that they can learn it, but it will probably take the cat longer than the human. Sounds totally fair to keep that in mind.

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I dunno, I changed my cat's name after my ex left (she named him Tiny Rick and I thought that was fucking stupid) and he bounced right back. He was maybe 3 at the time. It's been nearly 8 years and he comes when called by his "new" name just fine.

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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago

I would love to have that nickname

[–] Fleur_@hilariouschaos.com 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I just want people to be called by their preferred names and pronouns

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I doubt Human Connor is going to be actually upset about this tbh

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's upset enough that he voiced his preference. Choosing to ignore that stated preference might be fine in this context, or it might not be. But, assuming that someone is not actually upset about a behavior that they've requsted change seems like an unnecessary leap of faith.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It also seems like an unnecessary leap of faith to assume somebody is actually feeling usurped by a cat.

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[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Did they ever ask the cat what its preferred name is?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 6 days ago

"Just Call me human John Smith!"

Day 163 they still dont know im a kitten with legal license.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 points 4 days ago
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