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Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.

Also Sarah, after she's grown up about 15 years. She's also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.

This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃

I fear her remains may not be returned with all of her organs.

I feel so sorry for her family, and for her, since they thought she was coming home alive.

(Please read with as much sarcasm as you can imagine.) Hmm, who else forced people out of their homes and into extermination zones? 🤔 I feel like there must be some major event in history that we're missing because this just seems so familiar. Couldn't possibly have had anything to do with the creation of Israel, though, nooo, so there's no reason for them to know better.

Netanyahu's Israel needs to be reigned in and Netanyahu and his cronies need to be tried for war crimes.

Is anyone else starting to wonder whether Orwell was a time traveler trying to warn us?

It couldn't possibly be that Trump and his handlers are using it (edit: 1984) as a road map and his followers are stupid enough not to notice.

I see you're unfamiliar with the alternate spelling, skwerl.

Stay safe out there, friends! I hope we hear from every lemming in a day or so that they're okay.

Nah, he's definitely not going to put himself in any danger. If I controlled the weather, as suggested by morons, I'd direct it to him, but alas.

Well, yeah. How else are they supposed to have phone sex?

Alas, nevermind. :(

~~I wanted to read it, so here's the archived version. Thanks for sharing!~~

Two other officials with DeSantis’ office said that so far, there has been no effort by Biden to reach out to the governor on Hurricane Milton.

This is such a bullshit thing to say. If the sadistic antihuman monster known as DeSantis didn't accept contact from them regarding Helene, why would he expect them to immediately reach out to him on Milton? Current administration's efforts would be better spent coordinating with someone who is actually interested in the well-being of Floridians.

What a fucking weirdo. At least he provided a bit of laughter to the world with his idiocy this time.

Wait, does that mean...this you?