Zoift

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

These little fuckers are both a bane of my garden, and the reason i've made such good friends with the crows.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I was reaching up a GI the other day actually.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know you are here to grill me. Chew, coward, you are only going to vore a man.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cause black holes don't gravitate, but the event horizon does. Black holes dont really have volume in a way thats meaningful to us, but they do have a surface area, and thats what you can interact with.

You're correct anything past an event horizon cannot interact with us, for all intents and purposes it doesnt exist. So all the interactions you associate with a black hole are interactions with the event horizon itself.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Gooning this" & "gooning that", read the literature liberals. Whacking off is solved theory, Just build a metal & wood veneer box to jack it in. Orgone theory has already spelled all this out for over 100 years.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

You say fuck off now, but wait till you get them in the ground. Then you got slugs and cutworms all over your peps and you'll wish you had a conveniently portable toad.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

God gave Noah a rainbow sign

No more water

Fire next time

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

"Socialist"

Incapable of healthy socializing

pathetic

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Crackers always think they're safe, part of the whole 'hubris' thing.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

Obvious balls, based on pee pee

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago (6 children)

The right to interdict foreign vessels trespassing into Yemeni waters, yes. If i was a ship captain trying to bypass a Yemeni blockade, I'd stay out of the red sea near Yemen. That would keep me the safest.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Yes, all of this.

But also the post title is a great band, and i have been juked.

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

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