Zoift

joined 5 years ago
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Toads! They got the fat necks and stout lil leggies.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

God forbid people have a little fun Bernard

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (5 children)

This is a webforum, not a nationstate, or a union, or even a book club.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

That would help in the getaway, but the lack of activity would ping just as hard in a longer investigation.

And yes, assume every device with a power source is spying on you, esp if its got a speaker or antenna, because it probably is.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They'll catch him with the mass surviellence panopticon the US has been extralegally constructing for the last 30 years, and then have to scramble for a parellel construction to avoid a mistrial and/or avoid spilling the beans on how pervasive the state intelligence apparatus is.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

No, most forensic science is almost honestly bullshit. And even if they did, a single hair or a bit of skin particles has a lot of ways to make it to a rooftop. There's probably a sampling of 1/3rd of the students that walked by that place in the last year on that rooftop.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Happy 11th to all you beautiful haters and losers

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

They meant to clip his ear, like they did with Trump, but aimed a little low, like they did with JFK

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

🎵LIKE A SAILOR SAID, QUOTE "AIN'T THAT A HOLE IN YA THROAT?"🎵

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Yee thats very possible. On one hand i would think the force/cavitation of a bullet would be enough of a shock to scramble everything, but then again a 90lb blade on a track probably has more total energy and thats obviously not enough.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sadly instant. Almost certain that movement is autonomic posturing from his brainstem being plucked like a rose.

 

If you have to shit, then shit. If you have to fart, then fart. You will feel better for it." - Mao ZeDong

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

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