Chapotraphouse

Hates Socialism

Is publically owned

I know we’re all living in a post-irony world, but just spent months deploying the gestapo to Urban areas because of “crime” only for his most loyal apparatchik to get merked in exurban Utah.

BREAKING: In his final moments, Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

9/11 comes early for those who celebrate

I think he always wanted something like this but never expected to die. His whole thing was going on college campuses with private security and riling up the libs. It would have been appropriate for his brand had some woke college kid try to shoot him but then fail.

Good riddance though. Rest in piss. Enjoy hell, you utter piece of shit. One of the most rotten people to have ever lived. Professional racist, transphobe, and Zionism apologist. What a fucking waste of life and free will. Fuck that guy and I hope the rest of his reactionary ilk learn to shut the fuck up.

Welcome home Charlie

His anti-vaxx shit alone caused the deaths of unknowable numbers of children.

I want to say this should have happened sooner, but what I really believe is that people like him should never be able to spread such dangerous misinformation in the first place - it should never even have to come to this, because society should be so much more sensible.

The moderate wing of fascism.

now we nervously await what kind of person did the thing. not that it matters but personally i was hoping it was the 65 y/o boomer lib

imagine if boomer libs with nothing to lose just starting going lone wolf like those phone calls to senators at the beginning of the year

like the admin wouldn't be able to really even do any broad sweeping crackdowns against that group. they could operate with impunity.

suspect was realeased (again) maybe it was mossad after all

kinda repugnant that the guy is getting whitewashed

please be fatal

I get the impression that a lot of people who either don’t know who Kirk was or do and didn’t necessarily like him are pretty shook by this. I think it’s probably just the nature of the way he got unalived and he was a public figure.

But the fact that THIS has people shook and not the many children who die in horrific ways in Gaza every day… well, I guess if I didn’t get perma banned on Reddit yesterday I probably would have today. Death to America.

I open Hexbear for the first time in a while and this is what's going on??

Another evil motherfucker got Luigi'd? MAMA MIA!

One of the questions I haven’t seen answered yet is whether they were able to harvest his cum in time?

A moment of silence for the Yankees who are losing 8-1 after having a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk

Guess he shoulda shrunk his neck instead of his face.

another KKKracker down, unlimited piss on the world trade center

Trump said no gun control laws after charlie kirk death. Said its what he would have wanted. How touching

President trump please restore order and militarily occupy utah

The mormons are clearly behind this

think about how happy Matt felt to see one more squib!

God can you imagine how shit the internet would be right now if this was Trump? Obama would be crying on TV that his best friend was taken too early. They're already getting misty-eyed at the "father of two"

Another right-wing podcaster has canceled a public event

I decided to check what the dweebs on were saying about it, and I noticed that the r/politics sub hasn't posted a single article about this, lol. Just a complete blackout. In their universe it hasn't happened.

That's a ridiculously accurate shot from so far away. It seems like the work of a professional. Has anyone seen fucking Van Augur since this happened?

If I were him I would spend my last breath mentioning how gun violence is sometimes necessary to maintain a free society

Saw the video, those dipshit MAGAs in the front row will never forget that lmao

They literally started squealing like pigs, wtf lol

rip bozo. rest in piss.

this probably won't happen, but: i hope the hero gets away with it and isn't some fringe Libertarian.

Couldn't have happened to a man with a smaller face

welcome home charlie

I've been having such a shitty month, nice to have something to cheer me up

Lived and died spreading hatred. The footage is sooo cathartic.