WadeTheWizard

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After $90 million driven by Baldur's Gate 3, Hasbro says games will be "huge" for D&D and Larian's hit RPG is "just the first of several new video games" to come in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please don't use the money's paw. It will almost definitely change the game system to FATAL, and I do not, under any circumstances, want to roll for Zaalbar's anal circumference.

Speaker Johnson rejects Israel, Ukraine aid package ahead of Senate vote | The La. Republican said the bill needs border security measures -- after he and other Republicans rejected them in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I thought he installed spyware on his and his son's computers so that they WOULDN'T be wankers

Biden privately slams 'sick f*ck' Trump in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I totally agree. If you're going to play fast and loose with article headlines, you gotta go all in. "Biden privately pounds 'sick fuck' Trump" really gets the point across and sits stirs the passions of the readers.

Playing Pillars of Eternity for the first time in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We need more villain-as-protagonist games. Tyranny giving you evil choices that were both meaningful, and reasonable, is so much better than the usual "I'm the hero, but I do enjoy kicking puppies on weekends" evil choices in most RPGs.

What's your automatic vacuum's name? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Question for God in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.