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how convenient, you should have a look in the back. sorry no rear passenger doors you’re gonna have to squeeze past this folding seat.

its my favorite porno where your mom makes music while simultaneously performing a magic trick

yeah cow teats doesn’t sound so bad. it does sound funny though.

they definitely threw a curve ball with scream. but then, why is it a curve ball? why not a free throw instead?

i thought i was getting my bumps from mexico wtf mccarthy

Your honor, the prosecution is sullying the defendant’s reputation

this just exposes that all those horror flicks were conservative propaganda. why else were all the teenagers engaged in premarital sex murdered first?

i used egg, but not quinoa or bread crumbs 🤔

the asteroid belt is like a protective barrier. if earth’s orbit was on a flat surface the belt would be on it too. this imaginary plane is where earth is most likely to collide with extraterrestrial objects. so if it was possible to reduce the asteroid belt to half its current mass, earth would technically be more vulnerable to collisions along our orbital path. it’s not the biggest threat but i felt the need to explain that.

also true, we know who you are and everything you do online because we host your VPN.

you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce