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FIVE members of SCOTUS recused themselves from Ta-Nehisi Coates's case. 4 of them have book deals with a publisher involved. And Alito might own a related stock. [More inside] in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One big robe, too.

Dilbert creator Scott Adams says he also has prostate cancer that spread to his bones and he says he'll probably die "sometime this summer." [Edit - I made a mistake. This is c/gossip stuff.] in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

He's gonna say he erotically hypnotized it into submission.

AI headphones translate multiple speakers at once, cloning their voices in 3D sound in c/technology@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I hadn't heard the Chinese episode of TrueAnon, I wouldn't believe it.

Trump DOJ considers removing key check on lawmaker prosecutions. The Public Integrity Section is charged with ensuring cases against elected officials are not politically motivated... in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

'Rogue employee' behind Elon Musk Grok’s unprompted ‘white genocide’ mentions in c/technology@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Adrian Dittmann

Comrades asking you to wipe your ass is not a capitalist ultimatum between productivity and death. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Weak bait, 4/10, does not even mention me in it.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Trading all my sigma males for Slugma♀s

Were ya named after the song? Oh, Jackie Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling... I remember that from my childhood in County Scranton, Ireland. Simpler times. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Holy shit, they're going to run Biden again.

I'm lathing:

Trump gets term limits lifted, but only for nonconsecutive terms; if you're ever elected twice in a row, you're out forever, but you can serve arbitrarily many nonconsecutive terms
DemonratSS fail to get a candidate (or a grip) and just run Biden again because they have 50k lawn signs left over from the last time; he wins with 0 votes counted. In his victory speech, he calls Trump a word not heard since 1931 which is both a uniquely virulent slur and also something that conveys that they're best friends, somehow
As imperial legitimacy evaporates, Trump and Biden are anointed Sun King and Moon King, trading places every four years, a period known as an election "season"
This lasts one or two cycles before one of them dies and the civil theocracy is decapitated by a loose alliance of Pentagon freaks who have kind of just stopped being coy about doing terrorism; the US is divided among these warlord factions. The compromised Westoid media still ranks the US highly on "freedom"

Trump birthday parade skyrocketing up to $45m with 25 tanks added. It will pay tribute to the Army’s history from the Revolutionary War to present day & feature soldiers marching in period uniforms. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A photo of Brotherly Leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi at the 40th anniversary of the bloodless 1 September revolution The drip

US grants asylum to 54 white Afrikaner South Africans, reports say in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They must be Rhodes scholars.

Pitch me your TV pilot in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Harry Monterey

CNN has managed to chart rich people's feelings in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Where is libidinal madness on this chart?