Trump gets term limits lifted, but only for nonconsecutive terms; if you're ever elected twice in a row, you're out forever, but you can serve arbitrarily many nonconsecutive terms
DemonratSS fail to get a candidate (or a grip) and just run Biden again because they have 50k lawn signs left over from the last time; he wins with 0 votes counted. In his victory speech, he calls Trump a word not heard since 1931 which is both a uniquely virulent slur and also something that conveys that they're best friends, somehow
As imperial legitimacy evaporates, Trump and Biden are anointed Sun King and Moon King, trading places every four years, a period known as an election "season"
This lasts one or two cycles before one of them dies and the civil theocracy is decapitated by a loose alliance of Pentagon freaks who have kind of just stopped being coy about doing terrorism; the US is divided among these warlord factions. The compromised Westoid media still ranks the US highly on "freedom"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I'm lathing:

I like the rap but that's dangerous on the mic.

[–] The_Filthy_Commie@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

You're lathing? Joe Biden's brain malfunctioned on live TV, which got us to Trump, and you're lathing?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God do I hate the lying fucker.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Democrats accuse everyone else of being in a cult but this shit keeps getting found out about

[–] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

where am i jack can i sit down

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Imagine, if you will, my shock(!) when our young and beautiful Mr. President Sir's brain turned into chunky mushroom soup and started leaking out of his ears.